The Piss In The Vent...NEW

This isn't a story that happened directly to me it was because of me. I had a customer who had a Honda accord he was doing everything within his power to hide this car from me. The guy had moved from me 3 times in 3 mos and was self-employed so it was very hard to track this asshole, but this is ME we are talking about, I didn't say it was impossible just hard. I had found this guy 2 different times so far and time I got to him he was gone again. The guy would hook up with baby momma's so had nothing in his name and was moving from town to town. I had a friend that owned a repo company in the north part of the state so I called him and he had no problem hooking and booking with the car if I found it in his area. I had found 4 babies momma's so far and talked to each one of them they all told me they hadn't seen him so I left my numbers with them and told them that a 100.00 will be coming if they helped me locate the car. It was about a week later one of his babies momma's called and I could hear in her voice they he had pissed her off, she told me he had a new girlfriend and gave me the address an said he would be at her house the next night. I told her if I got the car I would call her and let her know when to expect the reward on the recovery of the auto. The lady said don't worry about that she just wanted the car picked up. I was thinking "Man he really pissed this lady off" I guess this can happen when you have to many baby momma's. The address she gave me was in the north part of the state so I called my friend and asked if he could go by the next night and repo the car if it's there, he said sure and that he would hit late AM to insure he was home. I said thanks and went on to other accounts then 2 days later I got a call from my friend, He said I got your car dude BUT you owe me extra monies on this recovery.I told him we had agreed on a fee before he went out to the home. My friend said well it turned out to be a crazy job with damage to his New repo truck. I said that's why you have insurance, He started laughing and said I don't think insurance will cover this! He said this was a nightmare from the get go said he went out the first time that night about 2am and said their was 2 other cars behind my car so he pulled over to wait hoping someone would come out and move some cars. He said about 30 minutes later a bunch of people came out and were talking loud and yelling at each other then a fight started, he said people were everywhere then the cops showed up and started pulling people apart putting some people in handcuffs. My friend said that wasn't the worst part he said he was sitting watching this Malay and a police car pulled up behind him, he said the police officer came to his window and asked what he was doing sitting there at 2:30 in the AM? He told him he was trying to recover the auto where the fight is located. The police asked for his Insurance and Drivers License and they checked that then the police officer asked where was his DOT stickers? My friend told him it was a brand new truck hasn't had them put on yet but he had his DOT number. The officer gave him a ticket anyway for not displaying them but told him if went to court and showed judge he had it at the time of ticket he would toss out the ticket. I said Damn Man I'm sorry..While I was laughing. My friend said "Wait the shit gets better" I said how can it get more screwed up than this. He said after the cop thing he left and wasn't going back but we are friends and he owed me for all the skip tracing I'd done for him in the past so he said he went back around to the house at about 4:00 AM. When he went back the car was there, My friend said he was thinking "God finally something is going good on this Repo" He said he hooked up to the car but he had to back over this trash pile that had some tin in it so it made a large popping sound so he used his new rear camera to hook it up and was just going to drive it off and when he got down the road he would hook the tires down. He said I started pulling the car out and I thought I saw something behind me but it was dark and I could see anything other than the car. My friend said he just kept pulling the car out and when he got on the road with the car he was driving slowly because of the car not being hooked by the tires and about 10 feet from the drive a guy opened his passenger side door and jumped in, he said the guy was only wearing white boxers! The guy said put my car down now! He said he stopped and told the guy he needed to get out of his truck. The guy said I'm not going anywhere until you put my car down like I said! My friend pulled his 9mm and said guy I know you are mad because your being repo'd but don't get stupid also I will tell you one more time to get the hell out of my truck! He said the guy was half drunk and half crazy from the looks of him. The guy told my friend I will get out but I'm going to give you something to remember me by, with that he pulled his "JOHNSON" out and pissed into the air vents on the passenger side of the truck and when my friend was yelling at him he opened the door and as he was getting out just kept pissing all over the truck door. My friend said he jumped out but the guy was running back to the house laughing his ass off. I couldn't stop laughing myself and my friend told me to kiss his ass but he was laughing also so I knew he wasn't as mad as he wanted me to believe. I told him I was sorry it came down like that, He said sorry you need to come out of pocket for the detailing he has being done to the truck. He said when he turned on the heat it smelt like he was cooking someone's bladder! That just proves what I always say "There are crazy people in this world and most don't pay Bills on time!"