The Wife Beat Down...NEW!! FUNNY

09/10/2012 15:32

This is a story of a customer who I think had some of the worst luck of any customer I had ever had. The customer considered himself a player. He always had rental accounts in different ladies homes but the whole time having one of the meanest wife's I ever had the misfortunes to deal with, this lady was just plain mean. I had to deal with her on the rental account he had at his home but while not trying to bring up the other 2 or 3 he had at his girlfriends homes. This was very hard at times because he would get behind on one of the accounts and pay on the others it took alot to keep them straight but as long as he paid I had no problem trying to maintain his players lifestyle. This had been going on for awhile then he started getting later and later, I was telling him he had to keep the accounts paid in a timely manner or he would need to turn some items in so he could better afford the remaining items but he assured me he could afford all the items. I knew he worked for the postal service so his income was good but he was stretched very thin. This went on for about 3 mos then I changed my route so he wasn't one of my accounts and I just put it out of my mind for awhile because I had a larger account base to handle. I think it was almost a month or so when the guy I had running my old route came to me and finally asked me if I knew anything about this customer who had skipped on him. Yes you guessed correct it was the player!...I asked the guy if he had made any contact with customer he said no and also the customer skipped out of the house he was living in. I looked at the address. The address he had was one of the old girlfriends home not the customers house. What he did was change his address to the girlfriends house with the company where we would only run his girlfriends when he was late not his home address where his wife was. I knew this when I saw the address, so I called him from a different phone number and he picked up...I said hello, then told him who I was and I was sure he remembered me from our past dealings. he said Oh yea, then hung up on me! I was pissed but I knew I had a Ace in the hole. I knew where he lived with his nasty old wife! I told the guy to come with me. I took the guy to the customers house. When we pulled up I had seen his car in the drive so I knew he was home. I went to the door and knocked and knocked but got no reply. While we were standing at the door a car pulled up and out got the nasty wife. The lady came up to me fast and she said what the hell do you want? I informed we were their to collect on the past due accounts. This lady looked at me like I was a piece of crap and said we paid off the items and both of you had better get the hell out of my yard. I told her the items hadn't been paid off and the items he had at the other 2 locations have been moved without our written permission! She looked at me like I was crazy, this is what I expected because I knew she had no idea of these other accounts but she would now! She asked me when he had these accounts. Told her he still had them and they were both over 8 mos old and very past due. She wanted to then know the old addresses of the other accounts, so I told her. Then I informed her I would need to have the location of the other 2 accounts to pick-up and also pick up the refrigerator and stove from this address unless all accounts are paid up to date and if they were paid we would still need the addresses of the other 2 accounts. This lady looked like she could have busted me in half she had her hands in fist and her eyes looked like they changed color to red! I asked her if he was home that I'd seen his car in the drive. The lady turned from me and yanked open the door and went into the house and she left the door open so I took this as permission to enter. The co-worker and I went into the house and as we did I heard what sounded like a monster screaming at the top of it's lungs! It was the wife, she was yelling at him and was telling him he was a cheating basdard.The next thing I heard was a loud thud and he yelled. What came next was wild he came from the room and had blood on his eye lid and she was behind him. The lady was big but she moved very fast! The lady got to him and snatched him around and punched him in the face and the guy fell back to the ground then she kicked him in the chest! she out weighed him by at least a 100 pounds. The co-worker I was with ran out the door that was behind me. I found myself just watching this fight and it was cool! The customer stood up and she linebackered him , he flew onto the sofa then she was on him punching him over and over in the face, this guy was yelling for her to stop and he was sorry. I told her "Hey lady your going to kill him if you don't stop" she told me to go to hell! but she was getting up from the sofa as she said this. I told the customer you may need to come outside and talk to me because on top of all this I will have to report this to the police if I don't get these items returned now!. The guy got up off the sofa and I seen his nasty wife coming back into the room, I said he needs to get this straightened out so can you please let him talk with me. The wife told me that I don't tell her what to do in her house. I told the customer to follow me outside and this guy was so beat down by her he followed me like a puppy but as we were going out the door the wife hit him in the back with a broom handle. The guy yelled about the same time I heard the thud of the broom handle hitting him in the back. The nasty wife then started hitting him all over with the broom, I was next to him in the doorway so I ran down the steps. the customer was running behind me with the wife hot on his heels. The customer was running for his car. I got to him and told him I had to clear up all the accounts now or call the local police to his job or home to serve him with the legal papers. The customer told me to follow him he would show us the items locations. The first Girlfriends house he got out and went to the door and I seen them going back and forth but after about 5 minutes he called us over. The customer took us into the house and in a back room was our washer and dryer. This repo went without trouble. The customer took us across town to get to the next girlfriends house. When we got there I knew this was going to be different it was in one of the worst projects we had in town. The customer and us went to the door together and he knocked. The GF snatched open the door and asked "What in the hell do you want" she said this to my customer. The guy told her we were their to get the TV and DVD player. The lady went off on him and said you took that stuff out of here when we broke up! he said it was a 50in TV how would I get it into the car? She said to me, he took it out and he is a liar .I asked her if I could look in the house to verify it's not in the home. The lady told me hell no! Then the customer stepped up to her and said they need to get that TV baby, if not I will get in legal trouble. I was watching him trying his player charm on her but it didn't work. the lady told him I hope they lock you up and you get raped in jail! The guy got pissed he told her "I'm getting that TV" with that he started into her house, she wasn't as big as his wife but she was a project girl and they are tough she hit him in the head and took her finger nails and scratched across his face and the entire time trying to kick him in his man jewels! I couldn't help but laugh this lady was beating him down almost as bad as his wife did. The neighbors came over and got them apart and he was bleeding again. The mother of the lady showed up and was yelling what's this all about? I told the lady that he put a TV and a DVD player that was rented into her home and now that they have broken up he can't pay on it so we are here to pick-up our rental merchandise but she doesn't want to give it to us because I think she hopes he will get into legal trouble, but the fact is if I get the police here and she has the merchandise she will be charged with receiving stolen merchandise because I will have to file it stolen for them to get involved and I don't think she wants that trouble. The mother went to the girl and talked to her in private and came back and told me we can come in and get merchandise. I told co-worker to go get the hand trucks. Then my co-worker and I repo'd the merchandise and put it into the truck. The customer got out of his car and came up to the truck and said that girl is crazy. I looked at this guy he had a ripped shirt with blood stains on it, he had what looked like a black eye, busted lip and scratches all over his face and arms. I told him well it might get worse we still have to go over to your house and get the other merchandise. He said please no! he said I will pay you on them. I told him the amount I would need to leave the items in his home he said no problem. The customer started writing a check, I told him I can't take a check on a account this past due it has to be a money order or cash. He said I don't have that much on me. I told him I would follow him to his bank that's the best I can do for him. The guy said sure so I followed him to his bank where I hit him with all the fees and a extra payment to ensure not run late until his next paydate.I told him man with the day you had I would think about given up being a player. He told me MY playing days are over! This was one of the worst beat downs I had ever seen one guy take from ladies in a single day.


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